Harris Bloom

Harris's writing has appeared in books (Underground Voices, The Dog Lovers Book), magazines (Surreal Magazine) and online (McSweeney's, Yankee Pot Roast, reallysmalltalk, etc). Yes, he is a literary triple threat.

He is currently working on a memoir, which details his life working in an office and his (many) attempts to break free, tentatively titled, "If At Thirty-First You Don't Succeed..." He is also working on a second memoir, which will be about his life as a comedian. His third memoir will probably be about his attempts to finish this website (Very funny, Mr. Bio!)

He also has a completed book about Internet Dating ("Don't Post a Picture If You're Ugly"), which he wrote at the request of a small book publisher, which subsequently went out of business before publishing it, which must've sucked (yes, that did suck).
Here is a series Harris wrote about taking a writing class, which snarksmith.com called "McSweeney's on a good day" - Intro Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four Part Five Part Six Part Seven Part Eight Part Nine Part Ten Epilogue, Alternate Endings, and Outtakes!Rock On,
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